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me in the bathroom at work 5 minutes after clocking in (and i was already late)

clocked in for a paycheck, but the penjamin had other plans
stood over the sink like it was an altar
blew out smoke like i was sending prayers up
eyes half shut, phone on 3% battery, convincing myself this counts as “self-care”

manager probably wondering why i’ve been in here for 12 minutes
but me and the bathroom vent already locked in for the shift
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me in the bathroom at work 5 minutes after clocking in (and i was already late)

clocked in for a paycheck, but the penjamin had other plans
stood over the sink like it was an altar
blew out smoke like i was sending prayers up
eyes half shut, phone on 3% battery, convincing myself this counts as “self-care”

manager probably wondering why i’ve been in here for 12 minutes
but me and the bathroom vent already locked in for the shift
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#workhumor #genzhumor #workmemes #funnyreel #collegevibes #collegememe #memedump #relatableaf #reels

nah this penjamin curse post got me paranoid
like i know it’s fake
but i still lowkey wanna send it to 5 people
just in case mine starts tasting like burnt popcorn

it’s not even about luck anymore
it’s about respect for the penjamin gods

send it or don’t…
but don’t come crying to me when yours start tasting like old batteries

nah this penjamin curse post got me paranoid
like i know it’s fake
but i still lowkey wanna send it to 5 people
just in case mine starts tasting like burnt popcorn

it’s not even about luck anymore
it’s about respect for the penjamin gods

send it or don’t…
but don’t come crying to me when yours start tasting like old batteries

me the literal second my phone buzzes with
“let’s get faded”

already looking at uber like i’m late to work
already putting on slides like they’re combat boots
already planning my first cough like it’s choreography

if you think i’m waiting 20 minutes to respond, you’re crazy
i’m outside before you even hit send
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me the literal second my phone buzzes with
“let’s get faded”

already looking at uber like i’m late to work
already putting on slides like they’re combat boots
already planning my first cough like it’s choreography

if you think i’m waiting 20 minutes to respond, you’re crazy
i’m outside before you even hit send
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me after saying
“just one blinker”
like i didn’t already forget
what the first one felt like

now i’m sitting here negotiating with my own lungs like:
“ok bro, i know you’re hurting, but what if we just do one more to cancel it out?”

cart logic so wild it’s basically math class:
negative blinker + negative blinker = positive vibes

me after saying
“just one blinker”
like i didn’t already forget
what the first one felt like

now i’m sitting here negotiating with my own lungs like:
“ok bro, i know you’re hurting, but what if we just do one more to cancel it out?”

cart logic so wild it’s basically math class:
negative blinker + negative blinker = positive vibes

imagine hitting the penjamin at memorial stadium 🏟️
game day energy in bloomington already different
the sea of crimson, the chants, the band, the tailgates…
and you sitting there with a cart rotation that feels louder than the student section

the whole stadium on their feet
the team running out the tunnel
and you locked in with the penjamin like it’s the real MVP

forget touchdowns…
the only highlight i’m worried about is this blinker carrying me to halftime
because when the penjamin on deck,
every saturday in bloomington feels like a win

imagine hitting the penjamin at memorial stadium 🏟️
game day energy in bloomington already different
the sea of crimson, the chants, the band, the tailgates…
and you sitting there with a cart rotation that feels louder than the student section

the whole stadium on their feet
the team running out the tunnel
and you locked in with the penjamin like it’s the real MVP

forget touchdowns…
the only highlight i’m worried about is this blinker carrying me to halftime
because when the penjamin on deck,
every saturday in bloomington feels like a win

took one too many
and now my body moving like a PS2 cutscene

blinked once and teleported three feet to the left
blinked twice and forgot if I was even standing
blinked a third time and the universe lagged like bad WiFi

every step feels like it’s on a moving walkway at the airport
lungs negotiating peace talks with my brain
knees whispering “you better sit down before you embarrass us”

but the crazy part is…
I’m still smiling through it all
like this is just what the penjamin supposed to do
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took one too many
and now my body moving like a PS2 cutscene

blinked once and teleported three feet to the left
blinked twice and forgot if I was even standing
blinked a third time and the universe lagged like bad WiFi

every step feels like it’s on a moving walkway at the airport
lungs negotiating peace talks with my brain
knees whispering “you better sit down before you embarrass us”

but the crazy part is…
I’m still smiling through it all
like this is just what the penjamin supposed to do
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damn…
i really told myself
“just one blinker”

next thing i know
i’m standing in the bathroom mirror
scratching my head like i just failed a pop quiz

cart whispering to me like
“yeah… you definitely overdid it but don’t worry,
you still look normal”

meanwhile my eyes: ❌
my memory: ❌
my ability to stand up straight: ❌

nah the penjamin don’t miss… it just misplaces me

damn…
i really told myself
“just one blinker”

next thing i know
i’m standing in the bathroom mirror
scratching my head like i just failed a pop quiz

cart whispering to me like
“yeah… you definitely overdid it but don’t worry,
you still look normal”

meanwhile my eyes: ❌
my memory: ❌
my ability to stand up straight: ❌

nah the penjamin don’t miss… it just misplaces me

coworker: “did you just rip the penjamin in the employee bathroom?”

me, stepping out like nothing happened:
“I love refrigerators.”

blinked 12 times on the way to the break room
forgot what my job title was mid-walk
tried to act normal but the vending machine looked like it was judging me

nah the bathroom penjamin session hits different
you don’t come back to work the same person
you come back a philosopher
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coworker: “did you just rip the penjamin in the employee bathroom?”

me, stepping out like nothing happened:
“I love refrigerators.”

blinked 12 times on the way to the break room
forgot what my job title was mid-walk
tried to act normal but the vending machine looked like it was judging me

nah the bathroom penjamin session hits different
you don’t come back to work the same person
you come back a philosopher
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#workhumor #genzhumor #workmemes #funnyreel #collegevibes #collegememe #memedump #relatableaf #reels

they really could get me with this setup
no candy
no money
no “free PS5” scam

just a single penjamin on the ground in the middle of a mousetrap
and i’d walk straight into it smiling like it’s my destiny

penjamin community gotta be the easiest mfs to kidnap 💀

they really could get me with this setup
no candy
no money
no “free PS5” scam

just a single penjamin on the ground in the middle of a mousetrap
and i’d walk straight into it smiling like it’s my destiny

penjamin community gotta be the easiest mfs to kidnap 💀

me after clocking out, shoes barely off, soul barely intact
i pick up the penjamin like it’s a microphone

and suddenly—
every hit got background vocals
every exhale got auto-tune
cart whispering in my ear like:
“shine bright… like a diamond…”

and for 12 seconds straight, i swear i’m the main character in a ballad no one else can hear
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me after clocking out, shoes barely off, soul barely intact
i pick up the penjamin like it’s a microphone

and suddenly—
every hit got background vocals
every exhale got auto-tune
cart whispering in my ear like:
“shine bright… like a diamond…”

and for 12 seconds straight, i swear i’m the main character in a ballad no one else can hear
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me and the penjamin locked in like it’s forever love

ain’t no album rollout
ain’t no Super Bowl ring
just me, my lungs, and a bond stronger than anything

you can take the flowers, the fancy pics, the staged romance
I’ll still be here holding onto the only thing that never let me down

me and the penjamin locked in like it’s forever love

ain’t no album rollout
ain’t no Super Bowl ring
just me, my lungs, and a bond stronger than anything

you can take the flowers, the fancy pics, the staged romance
I’ll still be here holding onto the only thing that never let me down

Me the second i text “it’s Sm🍃ke Time”
already looking out the window like he’s about to teleport into the driveway

i don’t expect footsteps
i don’t expect a knock
i expect bro to materialize out of thin air with his shoes still tied from the last session

blink once and he’s outside with a penjamin in hand
blink twice and we’re already arguing about who gets first pull

some people got loyalty
i got homies who pull up faster than DoorDash when it’s Sm🍃ke Time
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Me the second i text “it’s Sm🍃ke Time”
already looking out the window like he’s about to teleport into the driveway

i don’t expect footsteps
i don’t expect a knock
i expect bro to materialize out of thin air with his shoes still tied from the last session

blink once and he’s outside with a penjamin in hand
blink twice and we’re already arguing about who gets first pull

some people got loyalty
i got homies who pull up faster than DoorDash when it’s Sm🍃ke Time
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fixing pain as a kid was a bandaid and a spoonful of cough syrup
fixing pain now is standing in the bathroom staring at the floor, waiting for the penjamin to load me back into the simulation

one puff and suddenly the back pain, the stress, the 87 emails in my inbox don’t even exist anymore

i don’t need Tylenol
i need silence, snacks, and a cart that hasn’t blinkered me into another dimension yet

fixing pain as a kid was a bandaid and a spoonful of cough syrup
fixing pain now is standing in the bathroom staring at the floor, waiting for the penjamin to load me back into the simulation

one puff and suddenly the back pain, the stress, the 87 emails in my inbox don’t even exist anymore

i don’t need Tylenol
i need silence, snacks, and a cart that hasn’t blinkered me into another dimension yet

the crib really burning into a crisp
smoke everywhere, alarms going off, neighbors calling the fire department

and all i can think about is the penjamin i left inside
my wallet, my shoes, even my laptop—none of that crosses my mind
but that cart… that’s the one thing i can’t replace in this moment

standing outside watching flames hit the ceiling
plotting if i could pull a side quest and dash in real quick
like “hold up bro i just need 10 seconds”

they’ll never understand it
but that’s not just a cart…
that’s my peace treaty with the universe
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the crib really burning into a crisp
smoke everywhere, alarms going off, neighbors calling the fire department

and all i can think about is the penjamin i left inside
my wallet, my shoes, even my laptop—none of that crosses my mind
but that cart… that’s the one thing i can’t replace in this moment

standing outside watching flames hit the ceiling
plotting if i could pull a side quest and dash in real quick
like “hold up bro i just need 10 seconds”

they’ll never understand it
but that’s not just a cart…
that’s my peace treaty with the universe
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#workhumor #genzhumor #workmemes #funnyreel #collegevibes #collegememe #memedump #relatableaf #reels

as a kid, the only cart i knew was plastic
sitting cross-legged on the floor
blowing into an n64 cartridge like it was life support
hoping mario would load up so i could escape reality for a few hours 🎮

now i’m grown, and the cart different
penjamin in hand, lungs doing the same thing
except this time it’s not mario loading up… it’s my whole brain buffering
one inhale and suddenly life feel like a side quest again

different cart, same energy
still just trying to play the game

as a kid, the only cart i knew was plastic
sitting cross-legged on the floor
blowing into an n64 cartridge like it was life support
hoping mario would load up so i could escape reality for a few hours 🎮

now i’m grown, and the cart different
penjamin in hand, lungs doing the same thing
except this time it’s not mario loading up… it’s my whole brain buffering
one inhale and suddenly life feel like a side quest again

different cart, same energy
still just trying to play the game

if the penjamin really so bad for me
then explain why every pull feel like a fresh plate

like i just walked into sunday dinner
steam rising off the food, flavor in the air
everything cooked with love, everything just right

each blinker feel like the crunch of fresh fruit
like peeling back an orange and tasting sunlight
like i’m eating something i was always meant to have

they call it poison, they call it toxic
but my body reading it like vitamins
this not some fast food regret
this is a whole meal that never misses

if that’s “bad” for me
then i don’t ever want to feel “good”

if the penjamin really so bad for me
then explain why every pull feel like a fresh plate

like i just walked into sunday dinner
steam rising off the food, flavor in the air
everything cooked with love, everything just right

each blinker feel like the crunch of fresh fruit
like peeling back an orange and tasting sunlight
like i’m eating something i was always meant to have

they call it poison, they call it toxic
but my body reading it like vitamins
this not some fast food regret
this is a whole meal that never misses

if that’s “bad” for me
then i don’t ever want to feel “good”

me in the bathroom at work 5 minutes before clocking in
posted up with the penjamin like it’s my emotional support system
telling myself “just one blink, bro”
but the clouds say otherwise

manager thinking i’m prepping for the day
coworkers wondering why i disappear so quick
nah… i’m in there negotiating world peace with my lungs

clock-in time comes,
and i walk out like nothing happened,
eyes low but spirit high
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me in the bathroom at work 5 minutes before clocking in
posted up with the penjamin like it’s my emotional support system
telling myself “just one blink, bro”
but the clouds say otherwise

manager thinking i’m prepping for the day
coworkers wondering why i disappear so quick
nah… i’m in there negotiating world peace with my lungs

clock-in time comes,
and i walk out like nothing happened,
eyes low but spirit high
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me after one blinker off the penjamin
standing there cheesin’ like i just solved world peace
eyes red, brain lagging 3 seconds behind real life
but still trying to act normal like:
“nah bro i’m good”

the whole time i look exactly like this pic 💀

me after one blinker off the penjamin
standing there cheesin’ like i just solved world peace
eyes red, brain lagging 3 seconds behind real life
but still trying to act normal like:
“nah bro i’m good”

the whole time i look exactly like this pic 💀

when the penjamin down to its last little drops
you shaking it, tilting it, swearing it’s done for…

but somehow it still got one more cloud left in it
and that cloud carrying you farther than the first ever did

lungs burning like you just signed a waiver
eyes watering like you watching the saddest movie alive
and yet… you’re smiling, because the penjamin still showed up for you

empty but never useless
done but never finished
that’s not just a cart… that’s loyalty in a pod 💨
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when the penjamin down to its last little drops
you shaking it, tilting it, swearing it’s done for…

but somehow it still got one more cloud left in it
and that cloud carrying you farther than the first ever did

lungs burning like you just signed a waiver
eyes watering like you watching the saddest movie alive
and yet… you’re smiling, because the penjamin still showed up for you

empty but never useless
done but never finished
that’s not just a cart… that’s loyalty in a pod 💨
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they told us the most important meal of the day was breakfast
but let’s be real…

nobody ever felt complete off a bagel and orange juice
nobody ever found peace in a bowl of soggy cereal

the real morning routine?
the real daily essential?
the penjamin.

because no matter how drained you are,
no matter how long the shift,
or how much you already got on your plate…

the penjamin will give you what you need
every single time.

they told us the most important meal of the day was breakfast
but let’s be real…

nobody ever felt complete off a bagel and orange juice
nobody ever found peace in a bowl of soggy cereal

the real morning routine?
the real daily essential?
the penjamin.

because no matter how drained you are,
no matter how long the shift,
or how much you already got on your plate…

the penjamin will give you what you need
every single time.

imagine it’s a perfect summer afternoon
the leaves are deep green
campus buzzing, everyone taking pics at Sample Gates
and you’re standing there with a fresh blink off the penjamin

suddenly every brick in the arch got meaning
the limestone feels alive
you hear the bells from the IMU like they’re speaking directly to you

and for the first time all week
you don’t care about classes, exams, or emails
just you, the penjamin, and the most iconic spot in Bloomington

imagine it’s a perfect summer afternoon
the leaves are deep green
campus buzzing, everyone taking pics at Sample Gates
and you’re standing there with a fresh blink off the penjamin

suddenly every brick in the arch got meaning
the limestone feels alive
you hear the bells from the IMU like they’re speaking directly to you

and for the first time all week
you don’t care about classes, exams, or emails
just you, the penjamin, and the most iconic spot in Bloomington

bro really said
“if you want the penjamin, you gotta dance for it”

and suddenly i’m in the middle of the room
moving like i just unlocked a hidden character pack

knees shaking, arms flapping, pulling out every move i learned from middle school gym dances
looking possessed but committed

all this performance…
just for one blinker off the penjamin

and i’d do it again without hesitation
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bro really said
“if you want the penjamin, you gotta dance for it”

and suddenly i’m in the middle of the room
moving like i just unlocked a hidden character pack

knees shaking, arms flapping, pulling out every move i learned from middle school gym dances
looking possessed but committed

all this performance…
just for one blinker off the penjamin

and i’d do it again without hesitation
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if the penjamin really that bad for me
then why i’m looking at the sky like it’s a screensaver

why the grass got texture i never noticed before
why every cloud smiling at me like we old friends

one blinker in and suddenly i understand dolphins
two in and the rainbow outside not even real but it still healing me

nah be fr… if this supposed to hurt me
why does it feel like therapy in 10 seconds flat

if the penjamin really that bad for me
then why i’m looking at the sky like it’s a screensaver

why the grass got texture i never noticed before
why every cloud smiling at me like we old friends

one blinker in and suddenly i understand dolphins
two in and the rainbow outside not even real but it still healing me

nah be fr… if this supposed to hurt me
why does it feel like therapy in 10 seconds flat

welcome week in bloomington always feel like a speedrun.

you’re bouncing between move-ins, parties, syllabus week lectures you probably won’t remember,
trying to make 24 hours stretch into 72…

and right in the middle of all that chaos,
bloomington smoke time got the kind of welcome week deals that hit harder than a blinker after class.

pens, carts, glass, and more — lined up like a starter kit for the semester ahead.

whether you’re geeked at the functions or locked in at the library,
smoke time making sure you start the year right 🎒🔥
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welcome week in bloomington always feel like a speedrun.

you’re bouncing between move-ins, parties, syllabus week lectures you probably won’t remember,
trying to make 24 hours stretch into 72…

and right in the middle of all that chaos,
bloomington smoke time got the kind of welcome week deals that hit harder than a blinker after class.

pens, carts, glass, and more — lined up like a starter kit for the semester ahead.

whether you’re geeked at the functions or locked in at the library,
smoke time making sure you start the year right 🎒🔥
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#genzhumor #funnyreel #collegevibes #collegememe #memedump #relatableaf #reels #indianauniversity #hoosiers #bloomington #welcomeweek

after 3.5 blinkers off the penjamin…

my soul clocked out but my body stayed clocked in.

i’m moving like an npc stuck on the wrong animation cycle —
hands doing the jitter, eyes buffering, brain trying to load the next frame.

every breath feel like a patch update installing in real time 💨⚠️
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after 3.5 blinkers off the penjamin…

my soul clocked out but my body stayed clocked in.

i’m moving like an npc stuck on the wrong animation cycle —
hands doing the jitter, eyes buffering, brain trying to load the next frame.

every breath feel like a patch update installing in real time 💨⚠️
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after 3.5 life-threatening blinkers off the penjamin…

i’m not walking anymore — i’m straight spectating my own body like it’s a cutscene.

hands shaking, knees arguing with gravity, lungs filing a complaint in real time…

every step feel like a side quest i wasn’t ready to accept 💀🚶‍♂️

after 3.5 life-threatening blinkers off the penjamin…

i’m not walking anymore — i’m straight spectating my own body like it’s a cutscene.

hands shaking, knees arguing with gravity, lungs filing a complaint in real time…

every step feel like a side quest i wasn’t ready to accept 💀🚶‍♂️

took a life-threatening blinker off the penjamin
and now my body moving like i just respawned with half my stats nerfed…

vision glitching, legs wobbling, soul lagging three steps behind me…
tryna walk in a straight line but i’m floating through the map like a broken NPC

hoping nobody notices the loading screen still spinning in my eyes 💀�🚶‍♂️✨
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took a life-threatening blinker off the penjamin
and now my body moving like i just respawned with half my stats nerfed…

vision glitching, legs wobbling, soul lagging three steps behind me…
tryna walk in a straight line but i’m floating through the map like a broken NPC

hoping nobody notices the loading screen still spinning in my eyes 💀🚶‍♂️✨
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would you really call him a clanker 🤖
look at bro… just tryna keep the penjamin charged 💨
he don’t got beef with nobody, he just making sure the sesh don’t end too early 🕰️

wall-e ain’t a bot… he’s the homie
been loyal since day one, never asking for more than a usb port 🔋
sometimes the realest ones in bloomington come in chrome and wires 🌎

so before you call him a clanker…
remember he the reason the vibes even made it this far ✨

would you really call him a clanker 🤖
look at bro… just tryna keep the penjamin charged 💨
he don’t got beef with nobody, he just making sure the sesh don’t end too early 🕰️

wall-e ain’t a bot… he’s the homie
been loyal since day one, never asking for more than a usb port 🔋
sometimes the realest ones in bloomington come in chrome and wires 🌎

so before you call him a clanker…
remember he the reason the vibes even made it this far ✨

imagine missing the Btown Smke Time back to school sale 💀

couldn’t be me — i’m sprinting across campus like this man just to make it on time. 📍 IU students, Indiana locals, back to school energy, everybody pulling up for the great deals rn.

whether you’re new to campus or been here a minute, you already know Bloomington in August hits different — college is back, vibes are up, and we got the sales you can’t miss.

don’t let syllabus week drain your pockets. don’t let the first week stress take you out. lock in, stock up, and slide thru before it’s gone. 🎒🔥
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imagine missing the Btown Smke Time back to school sale 💀

couldn’t be me — i’m sprinting across campus like this man just to make it on time. 📍 IU students, Indiana locals, back to school energy, everybody pulling up for the great deals rn.

whether you’re new to campus or been here a minute, you already know Bloomington in August hits different — college is back, vibes are up, and we got the sales you can’t miss.

don’t let syllabus week drain your pockets. don’t let the first week stress take you out. lock in, stock up, and slide thru before it’s gone. 🎒🔥
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me watching bro hit the goofiest Fortnite emote of 2017 just to earn a pull off the penjamin…
like he’s in the middle of a talent show nobody asked for, spinning, clapping, throwing in a lil’ twerk, all for one blinker.
nah if you gotta dance battle for the cart, you already lost the war.
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me watching bro hit the goofiest Fortnite emote of 2017 just to earn a pull off the penjamin…
like he’s in the middle of a talent show nobody asked for, spinning, clapping, throwing in a lil’ twerk, all for one blinker.
nah if you gotta dance battle for the cart, you already lost the war.
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me after 3.5 life threatening blinkers…

body moving like a busted 2K character, arms lagging two seconds behind my thoughts.
brain buffering in 144p, heart racing in Dolby Atmos.
every step feels like I’m entering a new dimension, but all I did was walk to the fridge.
nah the cart really rewrote my code and hit “randomize animation” on my whole existence.

me after 3.5 life threatening blinkers…

body moving like a busted 2K character, arms lagging two seconds behind my thoughts.
brain buffering in 144p, heart racing in Dolby Atmos.
every step feels like I’m entering a new dimension, but all I did was walk to the fridge.
nah the cart really rewrote my code and hit “randomize animation” on my whole existence.

imagine hittin the penjamin in the dorm…
window cracked like that’s gonna save me,
RA walkin by soundin like the final boss,
smoke spiralin up past the cinderblock walls,
and i’m sittin there wonderin if higher education
was supposed to feel this literal.

imagine hittin the penjamin in the dorm…
window cracked like that’s gonna save me,
RA walkin by soundin like the final boss,
smoke spiralin up past the cinderblock walls,
and i’m sittin there wonderin if higher education
was supposed to feel this literal.

when bro hittin the penjamin like it’s a Netflix subscription he paid for…
i’m sittin there waitin, lungs on standby,
watchin him tell a whole life story mid-rip,
cart glowin like a lighthouse,
and i’m just prayin he remembers sharing is still a thing.
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when bro hittin the penjamin like it’s a Netflix subscription he paid for…
i’m sittin there waitin, lungs on standby,
watchin him tell a whole life story mid-rip,
cart glowin like a lighthouse,
and i’m just prayin he remembers sharing is still a thing.
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me after 3.5 blinkers…
staring at the clouds like they owe me rent,
time movin in slow motion,
music soundin like it’s playin underwater,
body heavy but my brain floatin,
cart whisperin:
“don’t even worry bout earth rn bro, just vibe.”

me after 3.5 blinkers…
staring at the clouds like they owe me rent,
time movin in slow motion,
music soundin like it’s playin underwater,
body heavy but my brain floatin,
cart whisperin:
“don’t even worry bout earth rn bro, just vibe.”

when the Penjamin on its last little drops but still smacks harder than it should…
me staring at it like “bro you’re supposed to be done” while it coughing out the tiniest cloud that still got me questioning my life choices. nothing left in the tank but somehow it still carrying me to the moon.
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when the Penjamin on its last little drops but still smacks harder than it should…
me staring at it like “bro you’re supposed to be done” while it coughing out the tiniest cloud that still got me questioning my life choices. nothing left in the tank but somehow it still carrying me to the moon.
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just furnished the new crib…
whole room empty like I just respawned, no couch, no bed, not even curtains—just one lonely Penjamin sitting on the floor like it’s the landlord. me and bro locked in, hitting blinkers under the ceiling fan light like it’s mood lighting, wondering why this feels more complete than a full IKEA haul.

just furnished the new crib…
whole room empty like I just respawned, no couch, no bed, not even curtains—just one lonely Penjamin sitting on the floor like it’s the landlord. me and bro locked in, hitting blinkers under the ceiling fan light like it’s mood lighting, wondering why this feels more complete than a full IKEA haul.

me after a life-threatening hit off the yart… stumbling like I just got respawned into a cutscene, gripping the counter like it’s the only thing tethering me to this dimension, trying to blink the static out of my vision while my brain plays elevator music and convinces me this is exactly how I’m supposed to feel.
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me after a life-threatening hit off the yart… stumbling like I just got respawned into a cutscene, gripping the counter like it’s the only thing tethering me to this dimension, trying to blink the static out of my vision while my brain plays elevator music and convinces me this is exactly how I’m supposed to feel.
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me walking into work
patting my pockets like the yart finna materialize outta thin air
heartbeat getting louder than the timeclock beeps
already picturing my lunch break like a silent film
no blinkers, just me and my thoughts…
worst part?
i can’t even remember where at home i left it
clocked in with nothing but fear in my lungs
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me walking into work
patting my pockets like the yart finna materialize outta thin air
heartbeat getting louder than the timeclock beeps
already picturing my lunch break like a silent film
no blinkers, just me and my thoughts…
worst part?
i can’t even remember where at home i left it
clocked in with nothing but fear in my lungs
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if the za so bad for me
then why do i feel like a dolphin mid-air with the sun in my eyes
jumpin’ out the water like life finally got a soundtrack
rainbow hittin’ just right, ocean smellin’ like freedom
waves clappin’ for me like i just won the gold medal in chillin’
nah fr… bad things don’t make you see god’s desktop wallpaper in 4K

if the za so bad for me
then why do i feel like a dolphin mid-air with the sun in my eyes
jumpin’ out the water like life finally got a soundtrack
rainbow hittin’ just right, ocean smellin’ like freedom
waves clappin’ for me like i just won the gold medal in chillin’
nah fr… bad things don’t make you see god’s desktop wallpaper in 4K

five minutes into the shift and i’m already in the bathroom
cart in hand like it’s part of my uniform
took two blinkers and started questioning if timecards even real
mirror telling me “bro you look fine” but my eyes saying “clocked out spiritually”
gonna walk back to the floor like nothing happened but the vibes gonna be louder than my footsteps
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five minutes into the shift and i’m already in the bathroom
cart in hand like it’s part of my uniform
took two blinkers and started questioning if timecards even real
mirror telling me “bro you look fine” but my eyes saying “clocked out spiritually”
gonna walk back to the floor like nothing happened but the vibes gonna be louder than my footsteps
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me and the gang staring down the za log like it’s a final boss
two hits in and already talking about “bro this some movie gas”
joint making us forget the rules, the timer, and our own names
rotation moving quicker than rent money
by the last drag we speaking a language only the smoke understands

me and the gang staring down the za log like it’s a final boss
two hits in and already talking about “bro this some movie gas”
joint making us forget the rules, the timer, and our own names
rotation moving quicker than rent money
by the last drag we speaking a language only the smoke understands

imagine hittin the yart at Kilroy’s…
next thing you know you’re two fishbowls deep, trying to remember if you even ordered food
bartender calling you “bossman” like you’ve been here since noon
your homie yelling “WE UP” but you’re still stuck figuring out how to stand up
and the yart just whispering…
“this is your table now.”

imagine hittin the yart at Kilroy’s…
next thing you know you’re two fishbowls deep, trying to remember if you even ordered food
bartender calling you “bossman” like you’ve been here since noon
your homie yelling “WE UP” but you’re still stuck figuring out how to stand up
and the yart just whispering…
“this is your table now.”

when i’m lowkey fainting from my homie’s yart
and they hit me with the “dance for it”

so i pull this shit out like it’s america’s got talent
knees weak, vision fading, but i’m still hitting the meanest two-step

just to earn another blink like my life depends on it
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when i’m lowkey fainting from my homie’s yart
and they hit me with the “dance for it”

so i pull this shit out like it’s america’s got talent
knees weak, vision fading, but i’m still hitting the meanest two-step

just to earn another blink like my life depends on it
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if the yart so bad for me…

then why am i 3 hits in
giggling at my own reflection in the microwave door

convinced i could survive in the wilderness
off nothing but Takis and vibes

why am i suddenly an architect
designing my dream treehouse in my head

while forgetting what i got up for
in the first place

if the yart so bad for me…

then why am i 3 hits in
giggling at my own reflection in the microwave door

convinced i could survive in the wilderness
off nothing but Takis and vibes

why am i suddenly an architect
designing my dream treehouse in my head

while forgetting what i got up for
in the first place

imagine hitting the yart at Upstairs Pub….
next thing you know you’re 3 songs deep into a country remix you swore you hated

holding hands with someone you met 4 minutes ago
and explaining to the bartender how you could
totally start your own bar if you wanted to

the floor’s sticky, the lights are spinning, and you’re trying to remember if you ever actually ordered that drink or if you just imagined it between blinkers

imagine hitting the yart at Upstairs Pub….
next thing you know you’re 3 songs deep into a country remix you swore you hated

holding hands with someone you met 4 minutes ago
and explaining to the bartender how you could
totally start your own bar if you wanted to

the floor’s sticky, the lights are spinning, and you’re trying to remember if you ever actually ordered that drink or if you just imagined it between blinkers

me and the penjamin posted in the work bathroom 5 minutes after clocking in like:
“team huddle with the sink real quick”
already forgot what my job is, what floor i’m on, or why the air vent making eye contact with me
supervisor think i’m locked in… nah i’m just trying not to float through the ceiling
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me and the penjamin posted in the work bathroom 5 minutes after clocking in like:
“team huddle with the sink real quick”
already forgot what my job is, what floor i’m on, or why the air vent making eye contact with me
supervisor think i’m locked in… nah i’m just trying not to float through the ceiling
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if the cart’s so bad for me
then why do i start giggling at the microwave light
why does my anxiety take a lunch break
why do cheez-its taste like gourmet cuisine
why do my shoulders finally drop from my ears
why do i feel like i’m floating through my shift with theme music playing
nah be fr… this can’t be the villain

if the cart’s so bad for me
then why do i start giggling at the microwave light
why does my anxiety take a lunch break
why do cheez-its taste like gourmet cuisine
why do my shoulders finally drop from my ears
why do i feel like i’m floating through my shift with theme music playing
nah be fr… this can’t be the villain

me and my cart posted in the stall like it’s a team huddle
5 minutes till clock-in, 3 pulls in, zero thoughts
hoodie up, eyes red, heart full
bathroom light flickering like it’s setting the mood
manager wondering why i’m always “washing my hands” for 10 minutes
nah this the pre-shift ritual—me, Benjamin, and the scent of denial
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me and my cart posted in the stall like it’s a team huddle
5 minutes till clock-in, 3 pulls in, zero thoughts
hoodie up, eyes red, heart full
bathroom light flickering like it’s setting the mood
manager wondering why i’m always “washing my hands” for 10 minutes
nah this the pre-shift ritual—me, Benjamin, and the scent of denial
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me after two blinkers and a Hi-C…
posted up in the mirror like it’s a job interview
brain buffering on the home screen
forgot why i came in the room, so i left
opened the fridge just to feel something
stood still so long my apple watch thought i died
nah the cart got me like:
“you’re not lost. you’re vibing in unknown territory.”

me after two blinkers and a Hi-C…
posted up in the mirror like it’s a job interview
brain buffering on the home screen
forgot why i came in the room, so i left
opened the fridge just to feel something
stood still so long my apple watch thought i died
nah the cart got me like:
“you’re not lost. you’re vibing in unknown territory.”

imagine hittin the penjamin at Sample Gates…
the limestone glistening… birds chirpin like it’s a soundtrack…
students walkin by stressin finals and i’m just tryna remember if i already blinkered
whole IU campus feelin like a cutscene
bart simpson tree leaves overhead
the air crispy
the vibes academic
the cart? higher education.

imagine hittin the penjamin at Sample Gates…
the limestone glistening… birds chirpin like it’s a soundtrack…
students walkin by stressin finals and i’m just tryna remember if i already blinkered
whole IU campus feelin like a cutscene
bart simpson tree leaves overhead
the air crispy
the vibes academic
the cart? higher education.

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